Making Funny of Horatio Caine One Liners

Here we listed best Horatio Caine Quotes from CSI Miami

He is a normal kid who grew up in 1960s Miami, was raised by his mother until he was 17. His mother was killed by a drug dealer when he was 17. After that he discovers the job he wants to do while helping the police to find the murderer of his mother and enters the police academy.

1- "If he's Tom Brokaw, I'm Elliot Ness." – Horatio Caine

2- "When you have everything, sometimes it feels like nothing." – Horatio Caine

3- "In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours." – Horatio Caine

4- "If we want to be effective on this job we have to survive, too." – Horatio Caine

5- "We are being detoured into the land of make-believe." – Horatio Caine

6- "Whatever that bill says, you will still have to pay." – Horatio Caine

7- "Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape." – Horatio Caine

8- "At the end of the day, if we don't hang together, we die alone." – Horatio Caine

9- "You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell"." – Horatio Caine

10- "He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet." – Horatio Caine

11- "The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me." – Horatio Caine

12- "The rumour of a dirty cop is far juicier than its confirmation." – Horatio Caine

13- "And thank you, Curt, for your big mouth!" – Horatio Caine

14- "You know, Ron… Justice comes in many forms." – Horatio Caine

15- "Never confuse an acquittal with innocence…" – Horatio Caine

16- "In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable." – Horatio Caine

17- "We have someone who arrived as "Big Man on Campus," and ended up "Dead on Arrival."" – Horatio Caine

18- "Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!" – Horatio Caine

19- "Stick around. I'm full of surprises." – Horatio Caine

20- "Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it." – Horatio Caine

21- "The streets of Miami just got a whole lot more dangerous." – Horatio Caine

22- "If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you." – Horatio Caine

23- "Claudia has a defense, Claudia… is insane. You… are a liar and now a killer. For you that adds up to life, times one… two… And three." – Horatio Caine

24- "Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?" – Horatio Caine

25- "That's an interesting ability for a dead woman." – Horatio Caine

26- "Broke their hearts… then broke their bank accounts." – Horatio Caine

27- "Craig, fingerprints are like old habits… they die hard!" – Horatio Caine

28- "You're ahead of the curve. That's sexy." – Horatio Caine

29- "Paul, in my business, I don't have that luxury of believing anyone." – Horatio Caine

30- "He took your idea, and then you took his life." – Horatio Caine

31- "Dale. Dale? Are you a sexual predator?" – Horatio Caine

32- "You give somebody enough rope, they might hang themselves." – Horatio Caine

33- "Dale, the problem with sexual predators is that they don't get satisfied by the kill, they get turned on by it." – Horatio Caine

34- "Yeah. Your blood. So either you're a hemophiliac – which I doubt – or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day." – Horatio Caine

35- "So, God exhales and everything goes sideways, huh?" – Horatio Caine

36- "Yeah, I bet you those chained exit doors were grandfathered in, too, huh?" – Horatio Caine

37- "It's not important what people say about us. It's only important what we know to be true about ourselves." – Horatio Caine

38- "Well, in another life, I incarcerated many a jewel thief." – Horatio Caine

39- "I can tell you that this was done with an excimer laser and its inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter." – Horatio Caine

40- "Some horses run better in a harness–and the science is my discipline." – Horatio Caine

41- "Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, no toddler has ever been road-tested." – Horatio Caine

42- "Boom. Boom. Boom. And that's called the Kill Zone." – Horatio Caine

43- "So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?" – Horatio Caine

44- "The problem with manipulation is that people can turn on you." – Horatio Caine

45- "You know sometimes… sometimes people look different in pictures." – Horatio Caine

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